Whoa Hol UP
You really think you gonna be out here with unchecked vibes?
Unfortunately, wack vibes are no joke. In this day and age, unsavory vibes are spreading like wildfire through our society and threaten to overrun all of the gangsta vibes that we here praise so highly. Are you willing to take our certified Vibe Test and correct your vibes?
About:
Vibe checking was invented in 69 B.C. by an Israeli caveman by the name of V.B. Checc, whom is shown below.
Although Vibe Checks have existed for thousands of years, they haven't became a common practice until the US President Bill Obama used the ancient art of vibe check to decimate Osama Bin Laden.
Symptoms of Wack Vibes:
- Dry cough or wheezing.
- Shortness of breath (dyspnea)
- Respiratory complications.
- Pain in the chest or abdomen.
- Fever or night sweats.
- Pleural effusion (fluid around the lungs)
- Fatigue.
- Muscle weakness.
- Death.
Proceed To Vibe Test
The ULTIMATE QUESTION to Determine your Vibes:
Who is more holy?Jesus from The Bible---or---Rowley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid?
If you answered "they're the same person", then you ight.
If you answered anything else, then you have failed the vibe check. Prepare to be obliterated shortly.
